Sep 26, 2008 -
President Bush is out jogging, and he encounters a man with some puppies. Bush asks the man what kind of puppies they are, and the man responds, "They're Republican puppies, Mr. President." Bush thinks that is so great that the next day he brings the first lady to see these puppies for herself.
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Sep 26, 2008 -
Source: 23/6
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Aug 12, 2008 -
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me, it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'
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Jun 25, 2008 -
It was HILARIOUS!! In the sense of watching somebody fall really funny but without getting hurt, you know? I was cracking up not only seeing all that wackiness but also with Henson's comments!
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Feb 03, 2008 -
All of these are companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear - and be misread...
1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity.
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Dec 04, 2007 -
Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
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Dec 02, 2007 -
Sick but funny :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Nov 11, 2007 -
HEDGE'S HOUSE
The longest one-syllable word in the English language is
“screeched.”
“Dreamt” is the only English word that ends in the letters
“mt”.
Almonds are members of the peach family.
The symbol on the “pound” key (#) is called an octothorpe.
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Nov 11, 2007 -
http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=8621
Pretty much! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Nov 10, 2007 -
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A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights.
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