There's always something to learn or to try, sometimes you need to say a phrase in Spanish, but you don't know how to say it, don't worry, It's not a problem any more, if your are a gringo and you don't know how to speak Spanish, the Smart Gringo Class might be helpful in your learning process.

For instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try it and you'll see the difference and how easy it is to speak Spanish.

Boy a c n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have dinner

N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair

Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man

Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cago = Little John sh*t all over himself.

S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kind a sad.

Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags

Desk can saw = descanso = rest.

As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.

The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging around.

See eye = si hay = yes we have

T n s free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold?

T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.

Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to plug it into you