http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sites/entrez?cmd=Retrieve&db=pubmed&dopt=Abs...
Jaswant Rai Speciality Hospital, Meerut, India.
"A 27-year-old lady presented with persistent cough, sputum and fever for the preceding six months. Inspite of trials with antibiotics and anti-tuberculosis treatment for the preceeding four months, her symptoms did not improve. A subsequent chest radiograph showed non-homogeneous collapse-consolidation of right upper lobe. Videobronchoscopy revealed an inverted bag like structure in right upper lobe bronchus and rigid bronchoscopic removal with biopsy forceps confirmed the presence of a condom. Detailed retrospective history also confirmed accidental inhalation of the condom during fellatio."
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weird things....
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WOW.
2how did she not notice she had swallowed that condom????
at least she was safe.
3WHAT? Six months of chest illness, and she never thought to mention, "Oh yeah - I inhaled a condom."?
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grossly funny!
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She must have been drunk!
6i'm STILL bothered by this!!
how did she NOT remember she had swallowed a condom?? and why didn't she stop giving head after she swallowed it?? obviously she swallowed it and kept going, which pushed it further into her chest. wow.
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seriously how do you not know that you swallowed something as "big" as a condom.....unless he
was really small 
but even then. She basically swallowed a balloon what a
dumbass
8OMG so many evil comments going through my mind right now but I won't post them cause I'm good
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Actually, there was some study a while back (like, a year or two?) that said Indian men, on average, have the smallest penis size of the studied countries in the world.
I don't know how valid the study really is, but it made me chuckle.
10Well I guess "It SUCKS" to be her!!!!
11Haaarrrrr!
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Wow. This is crazy!
14She didn't swallow it- she inhaled it. It was lodged in her lung. She should've gone to the hospital as soon as it happened. She's lucky she didn't choke to death. Some people.
15LOL Shi!!
16yesss!! WHY DIDN'T SHE DO RIGHT AWAY??? He probably wouldn't let her get up off her knees
17GO*
18Maybe she was embarrassed. But, you'd think it'd be even more embarrassing to go to the hospital six months later, after four months of treatment for everything else. "Did you know you inhaled a condom?" "Oh, yes - that was six months ago." Hello!
19It baffles me just as much as the women who forget a Tampon inside them for weeks and have to go to the hospital!
(oOo, that even made me sick thinking about it....)
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good grief! how does something like this happen? I mean really?
21Design, you just hit on something that is such an issue for me. I change those puppies many, many times a day (oversharing?) just to avoid any chance of being totally nasty. I can't imagine how someone gets to the point of getting ill. Grosses me out, completely.
22I still just cannot get around how this happened but it did remind me of something that happened at the beach.
So I was frolicking in the waves a.k.a getting thrown around and beaten up cause the waves were HUGE and crashing on my head. California beaches are not exactly the cleanest places to be. This huge wave was coming in and as I got prepared to jump into it I looked down and saw a condom floating in the water
I yelled and tried running away from it so that I wouldnt be tumbling into it 
I seriously barely got away in time because the water was making it hard to get away. ugghhhh
23some ppl are just stupid but they make the world more amusing for the rest of us
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I'm sorry Jess but I think that's a hilarious story! I can totally picture you in my head trying to run away from a used condom with a grossed out look in your face and being beaten up by the crashing waves... OMG funny but in a bad way.... aaawwwwwww
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seriously my greatest fear was to come out of the water and have it all intertwined in my
hair 
26Jess - I'm glad you avoided the condom, but I laughed my ass off reading that. Kind of like the candy bar scene from Caddyshack. The mental imagine is hilarious.
27LOL Jess
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It was funny and sick all at the same time
California beaches = gross
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that's all I have to say.
30I won't go in the water anymore, now that I know how gross it is. After a heavy rain you can get all kinds of disgusting illnesses (especially in Santa Monica, it seems) because the sewage treatment plants always flood and go straight to the ocean. Oregon rivers aren't much better, incidentally. Poor Jess!
31oh when you grow up by the beach that is the first thing you learn- NEVER GO IN THE WATER AFTER IT RAINS!!!!!! or during a red tide. It was weird cause we were standing in the water and all of a sudden it got cold out of nowhere. We looked down and there was trash which made us run. Its a sad situation what are beaches have become. Im always jealous of people who have beaches were the water actually looks blue and you can see through it
32I don't know why but this reminded me of a girl we knew that got "shot in the eye" and her contacts basically got glued to her eye and she had to go to the ER. how embarassing!
33Did she really not know she swallowed that thing?????? Crazy!
Like the 'shot in the eye' story too, Liss.
34OMG "shot in the eye" totally just reminded me of Old School where Andy Dick was playing this overly gay guy teaching the girls how to give BJs and he was talking about taking one in the eye and thats why he has a lazy eye
35ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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I totally remember that Jess!! I've seen baby diapers that were buried in the sand 
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sasha! 
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All those medical terms, just say that biotch pushed her tampon way too deep inside her crutch... ha ha ha
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39Behind every great man, there's a woman rolling her eyes
OMG!
40Why did I know that you would post this shi?!
41hmmmmm.... because I'm naturally trippy????
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43Behind every great man, there's a woman rolling her eyes
no but because you like my red chest hair in braids! preeeeevert!
44Ewww to this story and eww to the gross stories that followed in the comments. The beaches over on the east coast (at least in the gulf and Atlantic in Florida and Georgia) aren't that bad. I don't think I ever see garbage floating in the water. I'm sorry you all have to deal with that and you can't fully enjoy the beach.
45Crazy world!!!!!
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46ewwwwwwwwwwwwww PAM! just when I get you out of my hairy nightmares, there you go again!
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You are right Ash, here in Florida the sea is always pretty, clean, warm and transparent. Yay for us
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Yeah - the only thing I've seen, trash-wise, on a Florida beach was a tattered and battered homemade raft that washed up in North Florida. I wondered about the fate of its Cuban makers.
49eek! The beach I (oh it makes me cringe just to think about it) found the :shudder: diaper was kind of a scuzzy beach. The ritzy beaches actually have a beach patrol
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