- Your pants are too tight?
- Your mother in law is a total biotch?
- Your favorite sport's team lost?
- Don't like this blog?

BLAME STEVEN and move on!

"To blame is to hold another person or group responsible for perceived faults real, imagined, or merely invented. As it turns out, all this blaming is holding people back from realizing their full potential. You can blame your mother for the way you turned out. You can blame the government for your current situation. Or you can blame your boss for your sh*tty job. The problem is that hardly anyone accepts the blame. Especially your mother or the President of the United States.

UNTIL NOW! Finally there is someone to blame that will accept the blame. Me. My name is Steven Margolis and I'll accept the blame for anything. Even for things I had nothing to do with. But regardless of fault, it allows you to blame someone, have someone accept the blame, and you can move on with your life. And live happily ever after.

So go ahead, PUT THE BLAME ON ME! I will accept the blame for anything you want to throw at me. I'm responsible for the Iraqi war, the state of the economy, the housing crisis, global warming, the dog crap on your lawn and everything in between. There isn't anything you can throw at me that I won't take the blame for. I'll even apologize if it'll make you feel better.

Why am I doing this? For the betterment of humanity. To help you. Let me help you lift that chip off your shoulders, get over it and finally be happy."